What a fucking waste of an outfit
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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