glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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