he wants to bone in the snuggie
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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