Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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