Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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