So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just come out here and I will go home with you...
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
there was a trapeze. enough said
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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