i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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