Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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