I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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