The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
No subtext here. People are naked.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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