i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Just cropdusted the office
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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