Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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