Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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