He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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