they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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