do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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