He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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