he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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