3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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