is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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