In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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