He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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