i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize