Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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