It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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