Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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