Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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