I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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