16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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