Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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