i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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