Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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