Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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