how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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