STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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