susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Randomize
