Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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