Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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