shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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