dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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