no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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