I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Randomize
