Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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