I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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