is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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