how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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