she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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