I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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