Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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