I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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