i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Rumble strips road head = magical
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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