So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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