She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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