that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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