I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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