I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
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seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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